Sage here!

Rons last post got me to thinking.  Being just a young puppy I also have some questions.  Like the other night we were watching a movie called the Smufs.  I was wondering if you strangled one of them what color would it turn?  In the movie one guy gets conked on the head and he sees little birdies.  What do little birdies see when they get conked on the head?  The USA is in the process of picking the next president.  Why do you only pick from two people and you pick from fifty people to pick Miss USA? I’m glad we don’t do a swimsuit competition for the president. If you spill club soda what do you use to get the stain out?  And how come the word one has a “w” sound in it, but the word “two “ does not?  Did you ever notice Bugs Bunny runs around naked but he puts a bathing suit on to go swimming?  Why when Ron and I go out we go for a drive in the park and then park in the drive?  If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?  Ever wonder if a cow laughs does milk come out it’s nose?  And last but not least.  If you toss a cat out the car window does it become Kitty litter?

Till next time!